“Look, we all know that Jetton is about as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, and that it’s just a matter of time before he’s indicted and we hear that all too familiar refrain of “I’m innocent of these charges and I will clear my name.” – 10/21/09 Prime Buzz: A federal investigation into alleged [...]

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 Will “Hot Rod” be doing the jailhouse rock today in court? KOMU.com: Jetton’s 11 a.m. court hearing in Scott County will be slightly different from last week’s. During Jetton’s arraignment, his attorney Stephen Wilson put in a request for a new judge. Thursday Judge Terry Lynn Brown from neighboring Mississippi County will preside over the [...]

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  How ironic that Mr. Green Balloons and Inspector Baking Soda are due in court on the same day. In 2007, former Speaker Jetton co-sponsored El Amin’s controversial resolution that called for Missouri to apologize for slavery. Looks like they’ll both be experiencing restrictions on their own freedom real soon. Related: Tipline: Koster Surrogates Buying [...]

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Since his political career and business are probably over, we’ve got a suggestion for a new business for Rod – once he gets out of prison in a year or two. Hat tip: Matthew Silber

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Jetton practicing his from behind, underhand choking technique? “ ______ said she then remembers waking up and Mr. Jetton was behind her having intercourse in the bedroom” By Rod Jetton –SE Missourian Op/Ed (2/7/07) This brings up another sad point. I should have read the whole bill myself, (but of course I was busy with [...]

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sa⋅do⋅mas⋅o⋅chism: interaction, esp. sexual activity, in which one person enjoys inflicting physical or mental suffering on another person, who derives pleasure from experiencing pain. What, do you ask, does this picture have to do with “green balloons” sadomasochism and Rod’s sheer stupidity? Nothing. But we figure Rod can’t be more humiliated than he is right [...]

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