Governor Nasty Nixon makes a rare visit to one of the state’s two metropolitan areas today. The lucky area this time around is the St. Louis metropolitan area. Governor “Nasty” will be at the Carnahan School of the Future in the city of St. Louis, (rated 2 out of 10 by a school rating website) and later that afternoon, Governor “Nasty” will be in St. Louis County at a center that retrains laid off auto workers.

According to this report, Congressmen Lacy Clay and Russ Carnahan will be attending the school event. Funny, there’s no mention if St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay or St. Louis County Executive Charlie Dooley will be attending the events in their respective jurisdictions.

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